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Sitting here in a nasty Sheraton hotel room in Billings, Montana, the victim of a failed oil pump thingamagibbet, I reflect on the fact that it's disgusting that there are still problems you can't buy your way out of. Apparently, American Express's television ads are only honest if you're in a real city with real airplanes and stuff, not some place where they'd have to find the one private pilot, still sober on a Friday night, willing to fly you the 500 miles or whatever it would take to get to your parents' for your mom's birthday.

That said, I would like to take this opportunity to capture the most perfect and succinct description of ct.