August, 2002

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Submitted by reeses on Sun, 2002-09-01 01:49.

Time for more amusing search engine referrers:

scary hairest women. Sexy!

"weird nipple"


large fake breasts


polycarbonite tubes


miss chinese taipei "01"


I hope these weren't all related!

miss zimbabwe 2002


miss lebanon 2002


Apparently, I'm your source for hot international beauty pageant action!

hovercraft plans

i think that square is top of cool shape in the world

I just like that this came from www.dirtdevil.com's re-branded google site.

"I know this may sound insane, especially"

I hope that

"April Holly Smith" didn't have an employer or boyfriend searching for her name online...

Maybe "Richard Hermann" was wondering why all of his calls for his Safeway Club card were coming to me instead of him.

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Submitted by reeses on Sun, 2002-09-01 01:22.

I've been living in New York for the past few weeks, and finally got my apartment on East 74th last Friday. However, now I'm in SF again for the weekend, and rather liking the weather. Not sure if I want to relocate, but hey, having to choose between SF and NY is better than a basket of piranhas poured down your pants -- front OR back!

I ran into Skeet Ulrich in NY last Thursday, and about five seconds too late, I had the terribly witty idea of running up to him and shouting,"Johnny Depp, you're my HERO!"

It's better than Sky's "My hair is made of pudding -- lick it!" that he suggested I say to Neal Stephenson when I ran into him at The Custom Shop in Seattle.

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Submitted by reeses on Sun, 2002-09-01 01:19.

Wow, in two days, I went from Google's #1 hit for "0wnz0red" to #67. Salon kind of outweighed me, I guess. :-)

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Submitted by reeses on Thu, 2002-08-08 03:47.

Watching About A Boy in my hotel room (Hudson -- don't stay here) in NY, there was a pivotal exchange wherein the main character was described as "a blank". As if this was an unusual thing. Aren't all men blanks? I've always felt like someone sleepwalking through life, and noticed that most other men are in the same boat.

Am I wrong?