January, 2005

More on these damned notebooks

Submitted by reeses on Sun, 2005-01-30 21:45. |

Asshat? Why don't I get to be the asshat? I just get to be ludicrous?

I see how my words could be misinterpreted, but only by a tiny-peckered fucktard. However, allow me to elucidate.

I take exception to,"Carrying one because you want to be cool is no different than not carrying one because you don’t want to be part of the scene." It's not so much "because you want to be cool" as creating this cloud of significance around a material object beyond that justified by its physical attributes and advantages.

Moleskine and fandom bis

Submitted by reeses on Sat, 2005-01-29 21:49. |

Goose weighs in in traditional form, railing against cargo culture.

Moleskine and fandom

Submitted by reeses on Sat, 2005-01-29 21:44. |

http://www.astrogoth.com/~reeses/media/blog/moleskine.jpg

ct suggests an answer to the question of the appeal of Moleskine. I suggest that blogging is nothing but exhibitionist scrapbooking, and the Moleskine is an excellent substrate upon which to build one's scrapbook.

I started using one about four or five years ago when I decided to make the switch from chemical to digital photography. I could not write on the back of a digital image (JPEG comments notwithstanding) so I started sketching the things I photographed; I could apply comments to the sketch for later reference to the digital image. I'd snap a picture and spend sixty seconds just capturing the essence of what I was looking at, then slap a label on it and head on my way. I hate looking at pictures later and thinking,"Wtf is that rock and why did I take a picture of it?"

Temptation and bad jokes

Submitted by reeses on Sat, 2005-01-15 21:48. |

http://www.astrogoth.com/~reeses/media/blog/dysonFuzz.jpg

I bought a Dyson DC-07 Super-Vacuumatic this week, and it's so hard for me to keep from saying,"It sucks!" In fact, it's so tough that I've made the joke ten or fifteen times now, despite the fact that it is a horrible, lame joke that has probably been made about every single vacuum cleaner since Ogg the nostrilopicethus used his wooly mammoth's trunk to clean the dust from the corner of his cave, and was so obvious then that Mrs. Ogg rolled her eyes and reflected on how she had let an idiot drag her off by her hair.

A reading list for a non-reader

Submitted by reeses on Sat, 2005-01-01 21:52. | |

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A friend mentioned yesterday that it had been an absurd length of time since he had read any fiction, apart from the Harry Potter books. When I say "absurd", I mean a matter of years, not less than five.

I've always looked upon people who spout "I don't read fiction" as similar to the twits who proclaim "I don't own a television." I.e., the first thing I think is,"Get over yourself, you illiterate douchebag."