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September, 2006
Bailey Beat Off
Submitted by reeses on Sat, 2006-09-30 01:12. | friendsIt's not unusual that goose spends a fair amount of time on the toilet. Now that he's bored playing with the string, he's starting to think of ways to beat it with other guys in the men's room.
I see your wimpy electric tools (ok, the non-electric hatchet's mildly formidable) and raise you a tree pruner, which was one of my favorite toys when I discovered that destruction could be so much fun. Saws on the end of poles are inarguably the inspiration for sharks with laser beams.
Best comment ever
Submitted by reeses on Wed, 2006-09-13 14:04. | computing | humor | programming | rubyChallenge by Moss on September 13, 4:25
It's interesting--I've thought for a while that it would be cool for Ruby to steal some of Lisp's more advanced features. Ruby has a way of taking esoteric computer science techniques and making them deliciously readable and easy to use, so I'd love to see a Rubyish implementation of, say, macros. But I never could have guessed that we'd come so far so quickly in implementing the most important Lisp feature of all: violently defensive community resistance to even the mildest criticism! Now that's innovation!
It took about thirty seconds in the bar before some friends and I (I think I was first, thankyouverymuch) noticed the scene captured in the photo above.
This hand did not move, not even wiggle, for the forty five minutes we were watching, until it was removed before the "couple" exited. The guy didn't even wash his hand afterward.
Did I mention that this was at 6:45pm?
Needless to say, there are about 20 camera phones with this picture, and the gentleman received a standing ovation upon his departure. Apparently he didn't understand that having your back to a bar full of drunks with your hand down a girl's pants could be considered chumming.