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reeses == moron

So, I'm happily sitting here at 5:20pm, and I looked at my ticket to see what the boarding time was.

The boarding time was an hour ago, because I bought the ticket for a 4:45 departure instead of 6:30. 6:30 was the time for every flight I've taken in the past three months, so why would it be anything else?

Because, two weeks ago, I thought it would have been a good idea to go home a little early.

Fux0r. I had the brief concern that I'd be stuck in Minneapolis longer than I wanted, and I was willing to pay whatever it cost to get out. Luckily, elite status is good for one thing, and that's bailing your stupid ass out of predicaments such as this.

Jesus.

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