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I went to the nearby newsstand/Hallmark store this evening to pick up a birthday card for my little sister, who's turning 22 on the 27th. I felt so sorry for the guy in front of me, because something happened to him that all men probably dread at some time in their lives, while buying anything slightly embarrassing.

The woman behind the counter had the habit of repeating the name of the item to herself while she looked for the price stamped on it. This is fine if she's just repeating something like,"Rice Crispies", "Doublemint Gum", "Baseball cap".

But god help you if you're buying porn. ;>

"Hustler, Hustler, Hustler, oh, x dollars. Barely Legal, Barely Legal, Barely Legal, ah, n dollars."

I was standing behind the guy so I couldn't see precisely which shade of red he ended up when she was done with him, but it made me want to open a newsstand so I could do the same thing to people.

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