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Sometimes, if I'm bored and just wanting to veg in front of the tv, I'll watch Beat The Geeks. If you haven't seen the show, it's your basic comedy pop-culture trivia show. They have three resident geeks, whose areas of expertise are tv, movies, and music, and one guest geek, who can be an expert in anything from Star Wars to Batavian Chicken Drumming.

Tonight's Guest Geek was "The Playboy Geek". He was exactly the type of person you'd expect to be the Playboy Geek. For his intro, he said,"I buy three copies of each issue of Playboy. One for collecting, one for autographs, and one for pleasure." Picture this in your best child-molester voice, and you have an idea of the start of the slipper slope downhill. Occasionally during the show, the geeks are called upon to utter some witty contextual remark about a question or a contestant. When asked about Charlize Theron, his response was,"She's hotter than the sun." Way to come up with something off the cuff, mister geek!

His other comments were similiarly uninspired, and when uttered in this oily tone, it made me think that I had to go take a shower. The women on the show looked as if they were trying their best not to look in his direction.

My only question -- where do they find these people? :-)

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