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Submitted by reeses on Thu, 2001-11-29 05:41.

This would, well, it wouldn't, be funny if it weren't gross: one of the cats made a mess (ahem, yes, that kind of mess) on Kat's side of the bed. Kat went in to do some pre-bedtime thing, and started kvetching from the bedroom. "Ewww. Ewww." Since I've learned to ignore the initial subverbal complaining, she escalated to,"This is very bad. Very bad. Honey, come in here."

Now, cats aren't huge animals, unless they're Huge Cats, but somehow, one of our Not Huge Cats made HUGE poopies by Kat's pillow. HUGE. We don't think it's the kitten, and it's probably not Peko. I'm thinking it's Pixel, because she's had the most difficulty adjusting to the new Kitten over the past month. She's never done this before, and frankly, I'm worried about her doing it again.

HUGE poopies. Well, not human huge, or dog huge, but frankly, any poopies on the bed seem huge, like when you're almost hit by a stampeding cow, and that cow seems as large as an elephant, but it's not that big, because it's a cow, and kine don't get that big.

Cows have huge poopies, too. Much bigger than kitty poopies. Much bigger than kitties, sometimes.

My shot to score high on rate my poo, and I blew it. Forgot to take a picture before we cleaned it up.

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