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I had a buddy back in the day who would have to rush home after partying so he could watch Paula Zahn. Not so much watch, but he kept ranting about how her voice was, well, quite pleasing to the ear.

That guy is now an anthropology professor at an esteemed private college.

I have another buddy who estalked "Erica Hill", describing her as "I just saw this redhead I want to bone mercilessly on TV, but I don't know if she's fat or not."

Because, you know, she's right out if she's a chubber, even if all you ever see is her head.

This guy's code processes even more of your money than mine does. In fact, I guarantee that you, and everyone you know who can spend money and has ever done so online, has slithered its way past his unholy works.

Yes, this is how men think. Don't think we're secretly sentimental about love and romance and blah blah. We're sentimental about the french resistance, our pets, and the first window we ever shot out with a .22.

That's why reportercaps.com strikes such a chord. It reminds me of so many people I've known who, for one reason or another, not only fixated on some semi-random news announcer, but were so moved as to tell someone else about it.

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