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Bailey Beat Off

Submitted by reeses on Sat, 2006-09-30 01:12. |

It's not unusual that goose spends a fair amount of time on the toilet. Now that he's bored playing with the string, he's starting to think of ways to beat it with other guys in the men's room.

I see your wimpy electric tools (ok, the non-electric hatchet's mildly formidable) and raise you a tree pruner, which was one of my favorite toys when I discovered that destruction could be so much fun. Saws on the end of poles are inarguably the inspiration for sharks with laser beams.

NYC, Sunday through Wednesday next week

Submitted by reeses on Fri, 2006-07-07 22:53. | |

I'll be heading to Manhattan (with a brief side trip to Philly Monday) and back to San Francisco Wednesday. I'm thinking of hitting WD-50 one night, and that leaves another night for some other food. If you're interested in either, or want to head for a drink, drop me a line.

Cheap loot

Submitted by reeses on Sat, 2006-06-03 18:40. | |

I've jumped from AT&T/Cingular/AT&T to Verizon for my phone service, primarily to wriggle out of my insane $170/mo phone bill. As such, I have a used to unload. It's unlocked, can be used with any GSM carrier, all you need to do is slip your SIM card in.

One thing about this phone, it's good for taking pictures while no one is looking, and they have no idea that's what you're doing. Good for catching people doing dumb, embarrassing stuff.

At the very least, the phone itself is worth about $150, just as a trade in on a , if you were so inclined. If you're in SF, there's no shipping involved swing by SOMA or downtown, stuff a wad of cash in my hand, and it's yours.

Attacking an unarmed man

Submitted by reeses on Sat, 2005-10-29 15:01. | | |

ct is taking a month off from information overflow, and I can't blame him.

What I can do is take advantage of the opportunity.

Chris, Moleskines are still gay.

With love,

reeses

Dhat(t) and semen loss

Submitted by reeses on Sat, 2005-04-02 21:37. |