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(Yes, I love kit cars. They're like bad folk music.)

This one comes by way of ebay, as do a number of these monstrosities. The description claims that it's a Lamborghini kit, but it's more clearly an attempt to replicate a Ferrari Enzo, or Enzo Ferrari, or whatever.

From The BMW Nightmare Webpage: This looks like a mangled 3-series with a bad ground effects kit until you look up and you see the adam’s apple under the scarf, the five-oclock shadow under the pancake foundation, and you realise Lola just made you a man in the back of an Accord.

Apparently, you can’t call it a “Ferrari” if it’s just a bunch of plastic glued/stapled/taped to a Fiero. Who knew?

I stumbled over a few of these in an archive (I find kit cars to be almost the funniest thing on earth), and thought I'd amuse myself with ready-made blogfodder:

Reply to: anon-76997776@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-06-04, 12:25PM PDT

ferrari body kit, ferrari tail lights, ferrari yellow, 5 spd 3.8 v6, holley throttlebody, funtional side scoops with ram forced air intake, Zeitner stage 5 performance tranny and clutch, only 25-30K on motor and drive train, Dual ocelot racing exhaust. needs some tlc on enterior, moon roof, NEW 17in Motegi wheels on Brand New Tires (with warranty). $1200 new. Just needs a little tlc. Gets Lots of stares and compliments. Make an offer or will trade for import of some sort, CRX, 2dr civics 91-up, 240sx and more! Or sell for 3k OBO with new wheels, $2300 without. Let me know!

We took a minibreak to Charleston, South Carolina last weekend. Kat made the hotel reservations with my explicitly stated requirements, which, unfortunately, did not include "centrally located". As such, we took what the Wentworth Mansion called a "suite", which is two big rooms divided by pocket doors, one bathroom, and, umm, that's it.